The word "asshole" aside, as Lotus begins to talk she is making sure we understand her. However her phrases and words are not exactly the same as the rest of the world and I wanted to do a small Lotus dictionary here.
Lotus: I Do!
Normal people: I'll do that.
Lotus: Twinkle Little Little Star--as the title of the song
Normal people: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Normal people: What is this?
Normal people: Slippery
She is also learning the power of the word "Please." Today for the first time she combined it with doe eyes. Thank heaven she only wanted to watch another episode of Team Umizoomi. If she had asked for a car my response would likely have been "Foreign or domestic, sweetie?"